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I'm Not The One

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I'm Not The One

Here's a rarity in my repertoire... An actual serious song!  Boy and girl fall in love.  She has some baggage from past relationships, but over time he earns her trust.  Which she promptly destroys.

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Super Dan

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Super Dan
Super Dan is a super hero who's only super when he's blackout drunk.  Or maybe he's just that dude at the bar telling tall tales.  Follow the exploits of our inebriated hero and check out the video below too.

Artwork by Jeff Sornig of Sornigrafix.


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Enter the Super Dan Giveaway!

 

Two Grand Prize Packs will be given away. A $290 value!
You can win one of these great autographed pieces of original Super Dan art plus a whole bunch more cool stuff. See the list below.
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Here's some info on the giveaway. Scroll down to enter.

 

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Contest Terms and Conditions:

  • Two winners will be chosen on October 4th, 2014 to win one of two grand prize packages.

 

  • Winners will be contacted by email to obtain their mailing address for Original Super Dan artwork.

 

  • Digital prizes will be delivered by email to winners within 30 days of announcement.

 

  • A photo of winner will be required for design of profile icon from Sornigrafix.

 

  • Phil Johnson will contact winners to set up a date for the private online concert. Concert will be performed through a Google Hangout.

 

  • The availability of tickets to see Phil Johnson will depend on tour dates in your area and are not guaranteed within a specified amount of time.

 

  • By entering you will also be registered for the Phil Johnson & Roadside Attraction and Sornigrafix email lists. You may easily unsubscribe at any time.

 

 

 

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Rudolph the Blood Soaked Reindeer

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Photo © Copyright Walter Baxter and licensed for reuse under this Creative Commons Licence

Rudolph the Blood Soaked Reindeer

 

In my ongoing series of Christmas songs you're never going to hear played in a grocery store.... A reboot of the classic story in which Rudolph, sick of being bullied, acquires firearms and plans to make his presences violently known.  Does he actually do it?

 

 

 

 


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Here Comes My Baby

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Here Comes My Baby

When I was a kid I was really into Greek mythology. I liked the names... Zeus, Athena, Poseidon.. And when I was a teenager I dated a girl with one of those mythological names. We didn't last very long, but I decided to write a song about her.

 

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If I Were A Girl (feat. Tah Phrum Duh Bush)

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If I Were A Girl

 What started out as a parody idea for Beyonce's "If I Were A Boy", morphed into something else completely.

This is the story of what would happen if I woke up one morning as a woman.  Yes, same hair.

This song features a guest rap from my pal Tah Phrum Duh Bush, one of New York City's finest linguists.  If you'd like to hear more of his stuff, visit www.TahOnline.com

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Click "Buy" on the player below.  Comes with a karaoke version plus a free surprise bonus track and my ebook of short stories and recipes called "Short Stories and Chicken Recipes".


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