"I Know I Shouldn't Say This, But. . ."
There are things you'd love to say to people but feel you can't out of a
sense of propriety. So, it's my job to say them for you. Here we investigate the cheating lovers, sexual fantasies, goth kids, and those idiot co-workers of your's.
Includes bonus live comedy and music video of Phil solo and Roadside Attraction.
Choose Your Preferred Format:
Insights to the Tracks:
Do you have that one person at work that you just can't stand? Just looking at them makes you want to rip their head off and force feed it to their grandmother? In this song we'll calmly discuss three of these people: The Brown Noser (aka Assistant Manager), The Office Gossip, and The Inept Moron. My biggest goal with this song is to see someone actually marching around their office singing this at the top of their lungs.
Hey Little Goth Girl
Where I live, a lot of goth kids come from rich dotcom families. And, while they wear black and look depressed all the time, they also drive BMWs and listen to Nine Inch Nails on their zillion dollar stereo systems. Which begs the question. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SO DEPRESSED ABOUT? In looking for a protagonist for the song, I was trying to think of who would totally not understand the goth scene. That would have to be a Dixieland Jazz player, with his striped shirt, straw boater hat, and happy little songs. So he asks, and tries to identify with the poor girl at the same time by musically "speaking her language".